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adventuretitan:

somescarswillneverheal:

darthchic:

sarcastic-nonfictionalist:

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

They are both literally me.

I always thought that everybody thought this anyway. Just to different degrees though.

These are called intrusive thoughts and they’re pretty common.

I used to panic so much over this sort of stuff. Call the thoughts “evil” and try to banish them from my mind by repeating that word. I thought it was a schizophrenia thing but it turned out to be normal!

bunny-bum:

Nash Grier deleted his tumblr and someone’s already hoarded his url and the only thing on it now is a picture of a naked Gus Sorola drinking beer while sitting on a chair in a corner. I’m fucking pissing myself over here.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

endcas:

slutstiels:

noisy bottoms (✿ ♥‿♥)

i thought you meant farts for like a solid 10 minutes

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

sapphrikah:

atrapforfools:

next time you hear a white person say “well if black people can say the n-word why can’t i???” you should ask them “why do you want to?” and listen as they try not to say “black people have something of their own that I am not entitled to and that hurts my feelings and makes me feel inferior”

omgoodness.

lolzpicx:

"Leaf me alone."

howthehoolychillz:

fixitfred:

fauxreal:

are you fuckin kidding me

I want one.

He tried so hard

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